Metal Problems

Are you a metalhead or are you into heavy metal music? We will give you the most relatable problems all metal fans go through!

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did-you-kno:

Where there are wolves, there are ravens. Ravens follow wolves around a lot, mostly because they just seem to like them. They aren’t known to follow other predators and they prefer to eat with the wolves instead of alone. Source

did-you-kno:

Where there are wolves, there are ravens. Ravens follow wolves around a lot, mostly because they just seem to like them. They aren’t known to follow other predators and they prefer to eat with the wolves instead of alone. Source

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konguloarkonan:

 [wears corpse paint, spends hours painstakingly attacking spikes to battle jacket, carefully handcrafts patches, styles hair in countercultural way, pays blacksmith for ~authentic~ mjölnir, acquires band shirts at great expense, takes good care of band shirts, restains bullet belt to make it look more battered] fuckin women wearing makeup goddamn divas

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[metalhead voice] why dont I have a girlfriend. 

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I just saw one of my favorite bands describe itself as “Epic Lychantropic Metal” and to be honest I think it fits.

I KNOW THE QUEUE RRAN OUT

ITS MIDTERMS WEEK. I HAVE A CHINESE MIDTERM TOMORROW MORNING AND IM NOT READY AT ALL

I’LL HAVE SOME MORE PICS FOR YOU TOMORROW IN THE AFTERNOON IM SO SO SORRY

/SCURRIES OFF TO KEEP STUDYING

Anonymous asked: OBAMA IS A LIZARD

Did you really need to send this 8 times?

lordaerons asked: metal probleme: when bruc;e dickinson will not get his dikc out of youre son,.. please hlep me he wont leave p.lease help I dont kn help

I’m debating whether this is the best or worst ask we have ever gotten.