Metal Problems

The things posted here are opinions, not facts. Stop whining.

verdigrisvolva:

Metalheads who actually think that they’re being forced to not be homophobic/sexist/racist/etc.

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pishtacos:

Today was the Pride march in Lima, Peru. It’s a very homophobic country and Pride here is closer to a protest than to the parade it is in other countries.
The guy in black with the book in his hand was actually preaching the Bible, telling us that we were going to Hell and that God’s wrath was goin to strike us because we were sinners and evil and blah blah blah. 
So my girlfriend and I decided to do this to piss him off. He actually shut up and left after this.

pishtacos:

Today was the Pride march in Lima, Peru. It’s a very homophobic country and Pride here is closer to a protest than to the parade it is in other countries.

The guy in black with the book in his hand was actually preaching the Bible, telling us that we were going to Hell and that God’s wrath was goin to strike us because we were sinners and evil and blah blah blah. 

So my girlfriend and I decided to do this to piss him off. He actually shut up and left after this.

Anonymous asked: fake metalhead chicks is an actual thing you know. those fucktards who wear metallica and slayer shirts all the time but have never listened to them. their fave band is asking alexandria. all just doing it for the style but not even bothering to learn about the culture. they usually look absolutely tragic. just saying for you and all the other chicks saying that it doesn't happen. unfollowing because of your lack of intelligent counter arguments. you're about as KVLT as wet lettuce.

Why the hell does it matter if a girl wears a shirt because she thinks it’s cool anyway? Why the fuck do you care? What harm does it do to you? 

And metal isn’t even a culture anymore it’s just a bunch of whiny entitled pissbabies like you.

Unfollow me, I sincerely don’t care. 

And with this, anon is off until you kids learn to behave yourselves.

Anonymous asked: Enjoy never getting a husband, bitch.

OH MY GOD WHAT PART OF “LESBIAN” DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

I AM A H O M O S E X U A L

Anonymous asked: feminazi cunt, like any metalhead would want to date you

mikelevanuniverse:

metalproblems:

suck my hairy lesbian feminist cunt

With language like that, she must be very desireable…

Congratulations on absolutely missing the point I don’t give a shit about being desirable.

Anonymous asked: I don't normally go out of my way to harass someone, but you're an idiot.

Awww baby needs a change of diapers?

Anonymous asked: Why are they even freaking out about "fake" metalhead girls in the first place? If they just like the look/style, then let them be. Or if they just know a few metal songs, who the fuck cares? Girls don't have to conform to what these shitty neckbearded headbangers think they should. And the elitist attitude among some of these anons you've been getting is really fucking irritating. They're the reason metalheads can have bad stereotypes and also no girl is going to want pricks like them

exactly

these enormous bags of dicks will say in the same breath

"wow all these poser whores need to die"

and

"WAAAH WHY DONT ANY SEXY METAL CHICKS LIKE ME"

konguloarkonan asked: maybe we should give that anon benefit of the doubt. maybe he just goes to a lot of shows where people bring in mannequins from forever 21 gussied up in slayer shirts and corpse paint. tries to flirt, but alas! fake metalhead females :[

I don’t usually publish non-anon messages but you made me laugh.

Anonymous asked: I would date you \m/ roses are stupid violets are gayer lets get in the bed and fuck to some slayer xD

While I’m sure you mean well it’s not very nice to send strangers messages about fucking, and I’m taken.

But I appreciate the compliment!

Anonymous asked: feminazi cunt, like any metalhead would want to date you

suck my hairy lesbian feminist cunt

Anonymous asked: one word: ATTENTIONWHORES

Isn’t it past your bedtime?

Anonymous asked: OMFG, why would anyone fake being a metal fan? Why would anyone think that some chick is trying to pick them up by pretending they like metal?! That is a lot of effort to put into picking up somebody that is probably an easy lay.

Preach

M’etallica

M’etallica

Anonymous asked: That one anon does kind of have a point, there are quite a few fake metalhead females out there, I'm not trying to start up anything but they do have a point when saying that.

dude do you seriously think there’s women out there who pretend to be into metal just to be liked by pricks like that anon or you?

who the fuck are you to decide what a “fake metalhea” is anyway

Anonymous asked: It's good the dio's store doesn't sell thongs anymore. That way we can start to get rid of fake metal sluts. Stupid poser whores.

Do you wear your fedora when you enter the mosh pit?