Metal Problems

The things posted here are opinions, not facts. Stop whining.

And the winner is jaxlit!!!!! Congratulations! You have 48 hours to answer before I pick another winner! (I was only gonna do 24 hours but since it’s the weekend and stuff I’d rather give you more time)

Thanks to everyone who participated!! I love you all.

AAAAAND THE GIVEAWAY IS OVER! I’ll be announcing the winner shortly!

I should have ended it earlier but I… uh, kinda forgot…

Anonymous asked: I really like the phrase "Crippling lesbianism".

I don’t, really. If anything, my lesbianism gives me power. But it sounded funny.

bleedmetalordie asked: Bed wed behead: Joan jett, Nicole forientino, doro

WOW THIS IS REALLY HARD
uhhh wed joan jett
The other two…. are really way too close. I think i’d bed nicole and behead doro but it hurts to say it. I love all three

metalproblems:

metalproblems:

Hey guys! I’m incredibly thankful to all of you for staying with us despite all the shit I’ve put this blog through, and I thought it was time to show it! Technically we’re only at 17,921 followers but I think that’s close enough.

So, STUFF YOU CAN WIN:

  • All the cool postcards on picture one! I got them off ebay but decided I did not want them anymore. They’re kinda old, they were like that when I bought them.
  • All these albums!! (The black one is Spinal Tap, and I know REO Speedwagon is not metal but I’m trying to get rid of it so I’m throwing it in.)
  • Studs and spikes!! There’s more spikes, I just could’t find them. I’ll get them all together for when I send it.
  • A Led Zeppelin bag! I made it out of an old shirt that didn’t look good on me. It’s not the greatest but I figured you might like it anyway.
  • NOT PICTURED: Two scent samples from Bath Sabbath! I’ve ordered from them a few times before and got them but I’m really allergic to strong scents so they don’t work for me.
  • I might add more stuff later if I come up with something cool.

NOW FOR THE RULES:

  • Must be following Metal Problems!
  • Reblog to enter. Reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes don’t count, sorry!
  • I’ll ship anywhere in the world!
  • No giveaway blogs.
  • I will draw the winner two weeks from now, on Sunday April 20th (ehehehehe). If you don’t reply in 24 hours I’ll pick another one.

Now go, go, go, metalheads! Best of luck!

A week left to enter! Good luck!

Ends tomorrow!!

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Anonymous asked: Bed, wed, and behead. Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, and Alice Cooper.

I can’t answer this due to my crippling lesbianism.

Guys I need to ask you not to follow me on my personal blog if you post porn or have the word porn in your URL. It makes me very uncomfortable.

If you want the URL ask me privately and I’ll be glad to give it to you if you don’t do any of the things above.

metalproblems:

metalproblems:

Hey guys! I’m incredibly thankful to all of you for staying with us despite all the shit I’ve put this blog through, and I thought it was time to show it! Technically we’re only at 17,921 followers but I think that’s close enough.

So, STUFF YOU CAN WIN:

  • All the cool postcards on picture one! I got them off ebay but decided I did not want them anymore. They’re kinda old, they were like that when I bought them.
  • All these albums!! (The black one is Spinal Tap, and I know REO Speedwagon is not metal but I’m trying to get rid of it so I’m throwing it in.)
  • Studs and spikes!! There’s more spikes, I just could’t find them. I’ll get them all together for when I send it.
  • A Led Zeppelin bag! I made it out of an old shirt that didn’t look good on me. It’s not the greatest but I figured you might like it anyway.
  • NOT PICTURED: Two scent samples from Bath Sabbath! I’ve ordered from them a few times before and got them but I’m really allergic to strong scents so they don’t work for me.
  • I might add more stuff later if I come up with something cool.

NOW FOR THE RULES:

  • Must be following Metal Problems!
  • Reblog to enter. Reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes don’t count, sorry!
  • I’ll ship anywhere in the world!
  • No giveaway blogs.
  • I will draw the winner two weeks from now, on Sunday April 20th (ehehehehe). If you don’t reply in 24 hours I’ll pick another one.

Now go, go, go, metalheads! Best of luck!

A week left to enter! Good luck!

Hey guys,

A friend just brought to my attention that someone is reposting our images with the credit cut off. I’ve accepted reposters in the past because our URL is always in the corner anyway but this is making my blood boil. I’ve spend hours working on this blog and the pictures, and I’m doing my best to save up for a new computer so I can keep doing them.

So if you see these images, please don’t reblog them. The user has their askbox disabled so I’ll have to contact tumblr directly, but in the meanwhile I’d appreciate your support by not reblogging or reposting these images. Thank you.

Sara at Metal Problems

metalproblems:

Hey guys! I’m incredibly thankful to all of you for staying with us despite all the shit I’ve put this blog through, and I thought it was time to show it! Technically we’re only at 17,921 followers but I think that’s close enough.

So, STUFF YOU CAN WIN:

  • All the cool postcards on picture one! I got them off ebay but decided I did not want them anymore. They’re kinda old, they were like that when I bought them.
  • All these albums!! (The black one is Spinal Tap, and I know REO Speedwagon is not metal but I’m trying to get rid of it so I’m throwing it in.)
  • Studs and spikes!! There’s more spikes, I just could’t find them. I’ll get them all together for when I send it.
  • A Led Zeppelin bag! I made it out of an old shirt that didn’t look good on me. It’s not the greatest but I figured you might like it anyway.
  • NOT PICTURED: Two scent samples from Bath Sabbath! I’ve ordered from them a few times before and got them but I’m really allergic to strong scents so they don’t work for me.
  • I might add more stuff later if I come up with something cool.

NOW FOR THE RULES:

  • Must be following Metal Problems!
  • Reblog to enter. Reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes don’t count, sorry!
  • I’ll ship anywhere in the world!
  • No giveaway blogs.
  • I will draw the winner two weeks from now, on Sunday April 20th (ehehehehe). If you don’t reply in 24 hours I’ll pick another one.

Now go, go, go, metalheads! Best of luck!

A week left to enter! Good luck!

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metalproblems:

Hey guys! I’m incredibly thankful to all of you for staying with us despite all the shit I’ve put this blog through, and I thought it was time to show it! Technically we’re only at 17,921 followers but I think that’s close enough.

So, STUFF YOU CAN WIN:

  • All the cool postcards on picture one! I got them off ebay but decided I did not want them anymore. They’re kinda old, they were like that when I bought them.
  • All these albums!! (The black one is Spinal Tap, and I know REO Speedwagon is not metal but I’m trying to get rid of it so I’m throwing it in.)
  • Studs and spikes!! There’s more spikes, I just could’t find them. I’ll get them all together for when I send it.
  • A Led Zeppelin bag! I made it out of an old shirt that didn’t look good on me. It’s not the greatest but I figured you might like it anyway.
  • NOT PICTURED: Two scent samples from Bath Sabbath! I’ve ordered from them a few times before and got them but I’m really allergic to strong scents so they don’t work for me.
  • I might add more stuff later if I come up with something cool.

NOW FOR THE RULES:

  • Must be following Metal Problems!
  • Reblog to enter. Reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes don’t count, sorry!
  • I’ll ship anywhere in the world!
  • No giveaway blogs.
  • I will draw the winner two weeks from now, on Sunday April 20th (ehehehehe). If you don’t reply in 24 hours I’ll pick another one.

Now go, go, go, metalheads! Best of luck!

(via metalproblems)

metalproblems:

Hey guys! I’m incredibly thankful to all of you for staying with us despite all the shit I’ve put this blog through, and I thought it was time to show it! Technically we’re only at 17,921 followers but I think that’s close enough.

So, STUFF YOU CAN WIN:

  • All the cool postcards on picture one! I got them off ebay but decided I did not want them anymore. They’re kinda old, they were like that when I bought them.
  • All these albums!! (The black one is Spinal Tap, and I know REO Speedwagon is not metal but I’m trying to get rid of it so I’m throwing it in.)
  • Studs and spikes!! There’s more spikes, I just could’t find them. I’ll get them all together for when I send it.
  • A Led Zeppelin bag! I made it out of an old shirt that didn’t look good on me. It’s not the greatest but I figured you might like it anyway.
  • NOT PICTURED: Two scent samples from Bath Sabbath! I’ve ordered from them a few times before and got them but I’m really allergic to strong scents so they don’t work for me.
  • I might add more stuff later if I come up with something cool.

NOW FOR THE RULES:

  • Must be following Metal Problems!
  • Reblog to enter. Reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes don’t count, sorry!
  • I’ll ship anywhere in the world!
  • No giveaway blogs.
  • I will draw the winner two weeks from now, on Sunday April 20th (ehehehehe). If you don’t reply in 24 hours I’ll pick another one.

Now go, go, go, metalheads! Best of luck!

(via metalproblems)

metalproblems:

Hey guys! I’m incredibly thankful to all of you for staying with us despite all the shit I’ve put this blog through, and I thought it was time to show it! Technically we’re only at 17,921 followers but I think that’s close enough.

So, STUFF YOU CAN WIN:

  • All the cool postcards on picture one! I got them off ebay but decided I did not want them anymore. They’re kinda old, they were like that when I bought them.
  • All these albums!! (The black one is Spinal Tap, and I know REO Speedwagon is not metal but I’m trying to get rid of it so I’m throwing it in.)
  • Studs and spikes!! There’s more spikes, I just could’t find them. I’ll get them all together for when I send it.
  • A Led Zeppelin bag! I made it out of an old shirt that didn’t look good on me. It’s not the greatest but I figured you might like it anyway.
  • NOT PICTURED: Two scent samples from Bath Sabbath! I’ve ordered from them a few times before and got them but I’m really allergic to strong scents so they don’t work for me.
  • I might add more stuff later if I come up with something cool.

NOW FOR THE RULES:

  • Must be following Metal Problems!
  • Reblog to enter. Reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes don’t count, sorry!
  • I’ll ship anywhere in the world!
  • No giveaway blogs.
  • I will draw the winner two weeks from now, on Sunday April 20th (ehehehehe). If you don’t reply in 24 hours I’ll pick another one.

Now go, go, go, metalheads! Best of luck!

(via metalproblems)

metalproblems:

Hey guys! I’m incredibly thankful to all of you for staying with us despite all the shit I’ve put this blog through, and I thought it was time to show it! Technically we’re only at 17,921 followers but I think that’s close enough.

So, STUFF YOU CAN WIN:

  • All the cool postcards on picture one! I got them off ebay but decided I did not want them anymore. They’re kinda old, they were like that when I bought them.
  • All these albums!! (The black one is Spinal Tap, and I know REO Speedwagon is not metal but I’m trying to get rid of it so I’m throwing it in.)
  • Studs and spikes!! There’s more spikes, I just could’t find them. I’ll get them all together for when I send it.
  • A Led Zeppelin bag! I made it out of an old shirt that didn’t look good on me. It’s not the greatest but I figured you might like it anyway.
  • NOT PICTURED: Two scent samples from Bath Sabbath! I’ve ordered from them a few times before and got them but I’m really allergic to strong scents so they don’t work for me.
  • I might add more stuff later if I come up with something cool.

NOW FOR THE RULES:

  • Must be following Metal Problems!
  • Reblog to enter. Reblog as many times as you want!
  • Likes don’t count, sorry!
  • I’ll ship anywhere in the world!
  • No giveaway blogs.
  • I will draw the winner two weeks from now, on Sunday April 20th (ehehehehe). If you don’t reply in 24 hours I’ll pick another one.

Now go, go, go, metalheads! Best of luck!

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